What Are The 7 Spirits Of Alcohol?
Whiskey refers to a spirit that is brown.
Channeled Song: “True” by Spandau Ballet
Interpretation: Whiskey being an acronym for “We Have Its Skin Killed Every Year.” The truth you are owed is that whiskey was once used to treat leprosy.
Vodka refers to a spirit that is clear like water.
Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla
Interpretation: Vodka being an acronym for “Virgins Offered Dead Kids Annually.” The truth you are owed was that young girls who were sent to monasteries were often artificially inseminated during so-called purity checks.
Rum refers to another clear spirit.
Channeled Song: “Same Song” by Digital Underground
Interpretation: Rum being an acronym for “Remember Under Mother.” The truth you are owed is that a lot of alcohol was once made in monasteries.
Gin refers to a spirit that is said to make you sin.
Channeled Song: “Sin Wagon” by The Chicks
Interpretation: Gin being an acronym for “Get In Now.” The truth you are owed is that men prefer women that drink gin.
Tequila refers to a spirit from Mexico.
Channeled Song: “Tequila” by The Champs
Interpretation: Tequila being an acronym for “Tell Everyone Quietly Unless I Laugh Aloud.” The truth you are owed is the fact that tequila is also used as a sedative.
Brandy refers to a spirit named after a woman.
Channeled Song: “Lady” by Kenny Rogers
Interpretation: Brandy being an acronym for “Bring Real Animals Next Door Yearly.” The truth you are owed is that animal sacrifices were often just meat brought to barbecues.
Mezcal refers to another spirit from Mexico.
Channeled Song: “Again” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: Mezcal being an acronym for “Many Escaped Zoo Creatures At Large.” The truth you are owed is that many people with alcohol addictions were called zoo animals behind their backs.
You will want to know that wine is not considered a spirit because it used to be something that was naturally occurring. With that being said, wine is an acronym for “Water In New Energy.” The truth you are owed is that Jesus did not make the wine at the wedding in Cana because it was supposed to be for medicinal purposes and He had not finished formulary school yet.
*Note: Alcohol is an acronym for “All Ladies Can’t Offer Homes Or Lives.” The truth you are owed is that men often buy women drinks so they can either have a place to stay or possibly have a child with a woman who will then be tied to them for the rest of the child’s life.
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