“The Very Best of Mother Goose” Edited by Iona Opie

Chapter One - Jack and Jill

Channeled Song: “Girls & Boys” by Prince

Interpretation: Talking about the difference between boys and girls.

Chapter Two - Hey Diddle, Diddle

Channeled Song: “I Touch Myself” by Divinyls

Interpretation: About masturbation.

Chapter Three - Little Jumping Joan

Channeled Song: “Jump” by Kriss Kross

Interpretation: Jumping the proverbial broom.

Chapter Four - 1, 2, Buckle My Shoe

Channeled Song: “Cater 2 U” by Destiny’s Child

Interpretation: Accepting a lifetime of servitude.

Chapter Five - Old Mother Hubbard

Channeled Song: “Independent” by Webbie featuring Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat

Interpretation: A widow.

Chapter Six - As I Was Going to St. Ives

Channeled Song: “As” by Stevie Wonder

Interpretation: As they were going.

Chapter Seven - I Danced with the Girl

Channeled Song: “Let’s Dance” by David Bowie

Interpretation: A popular pastime.

Chapter Eight - The Moon Sees Me

Channeled Song: “Blue Moon” by New Edition

Interpretation: You are being watched.

You will want to know that Mother Goose was Nostradamus. You will also want to know that Nostradamus was Jesus.