Caedmon’s Hymn

Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: God wanting to provide humans a reason to worship Him.

Now let us praise Heaven-Kingdom’s guardian,

Channeled Song: “Praise You” by Fatboy Slim

Interpretation: Wanting to praise a guardian.

the Maker’s might and his mind’s thoughts,

Channeled Song: “If You Could Read My Mind” by Stars On 54

Interpretation: Knowing that God is telepathic.

the work of the glory-father—of every wonder.

Channeled Song: “Work” by Rihanna with Drake

Interpretation: Speaking of God’s works.

eternal Lord. He established a beginning.

Channeled Song: “A.D.A.M.” by X-Clan

Interpretation: Writing a story to explain the beginning of the earth.

He first shaped for men’s sons

Channeled Song: “Reproduction” by Tab Hunter

Interpretation: Having children with mortal women.

Heaven as a roof, the holy Creator;

Channeled Song: “Up” by Cardi B.

Interpretation: Claiming there was a heaven.

then middle-earth mankind’s guardian,

Channeled Song: “Safe and Sound” by Capital Cities

Interpretation: Knowing that people who believed in God would be safe.

eternal Lord, afterwards prepared

Channeled Song: “Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys

Interpretation: Preparing a home for Himself in space.

the earth for men, the Lord almighty.

Channeled Song: “E.T.” by Katy Perry

Interpretation: God being seen as from outer space.

You will want to know that God is an alien and that his mothership has been in orbit for quite some time.