The Ten Plagues of Egypt Revisited
Water turning to blood refers to the fact that King Henry VIII impregnated so many women.
Channeled Song: “Blood” by My Chemical Romance
Interpretation: He was forcing them to have abortions.
Frogs refer to the fact that many people were catching genital warts.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: The King did not practice safe sex.
Lice refers to the fact that many people were catching pubic lice.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: The King was not known for his cleanliness.
Livestock pestilence refers to the fact that there were men actually fornicating with animals.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: Men would rather have intercourse with animals than catch diseases from the King.
Boils refers to the fact that many people were catching herpes.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: The King had shingles.
Hail refers to the fact that people were being seen as having hail in their hair.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: People had lice for so long that they were laying eggs on their hair shafts.
Locusts refers to the fact that people were being seen as having bugs flying from their hair.
Channeled Song: “Nasty” by Janet Jackson
Interpretation: The lice in some people’s hair actually grew to maturity.
Darkness refers to the fact that some people were ashamed to come outside.
Channeled Song: “Shame” by Evelyn “Champagne” King
Interpretation: People with lice were forced to cut off all of their hair.
Killing of firstborn children refers to the fact that some young women spontaneously aborted because they were riddled with disease.
Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire
Interpretation: The young women had compromised immune systems from having herpes, HPV, and pubic lice all at once.
You will want to know that The Moon tarot card is a hidden message about what was going on in England. There are two dogs on the card and a creature that most people assume to be a lobster. That creature is actually a full-grown louse and the two dogs are supposed to represent people who are willing to fornicate in public. You will want to know that many people had no shame in those days. With that being said, disease ran rampant and there were some men that did fornicate with animals to avoid catching venereal disease. This is the reason that certain animals were prohibited from being eaten in the Bible.
*Note: The Mad Cow Disease epidemic is thought to have been started because men who did have disease opted to fornicate with animals instead of sharing them with their spouses.
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