The Nine Muses Analyzed
Calliope refers to a woman living with a man.
Channeled Song: “Stay” by Jodeci
Interpretation: Calliope being an acronym for “Can A Lady Live In Our Presence Everyday?” The truth you are owed is that Mary Magdalene was seen as Calliope.
Clio refers to something that was meant to be kept hidden.
Channeled Song: “Secret” by Madonna
Interpretation: Clio being an acronym for “Can’t Let It Out.” The truth you are owed is the fact that Jesus was secretly married to Mary Magdalene.
Erato refers to the fact that there were many people being seen as running a failing organization.
Channeled Song: “Help!” by The Beatles
Interpretation: Erato being an acronym for “Everyone Ran A Troubled Organization.” The truth you are owed is that the Catholic Church was so troubled they let a Jewish man be their front person.
Euterpe refers to the fact that some people resorted to extremes.
Channeled Song: “Truth Is” by Fantasia
Interpretation: Euterpe being an acronym for “Everyone Understood That Eating Real People Existed.” The truth you are owed is the fact that Jesus asked people to eat His flesh and drink His blood because He knew times were lean.
Melpomene refers to the fact that ultimatums were once made.
Channeled Song: “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo
Interpretation: Melpomene being an acronym for “Make Everyone Leave Palace Or Make Everyone Not Eat.” The truth you are owed is the fact that royalty was getting tired of feeding people that did not belong to their family.
Polyhymnia refers to the fact that many people were seen as nomads.
Channeled Song: “Roam” by The B-52’s
Interpretation: Polyhymnia being an acronym for “People Often Left Your Home Yearly Making New Interests Abroad.” The truth you are owed is that Jesus was nomadic.
Terpsichore refers to the fact that people were seen as being at church all day.
Channeled Song: “Nite and Day” by Al B. Sure!
Interpretation: Terpsichore being an acronym for “Told Everyone Readers Put Someone In Church Hourly Offering Readings Everyday.” The truth you are owed is that many people were homeless and stayed at church in order to keep a roof over their head.
Thalia refers to the fact that some people plagiarized stories they heard at church.
Channeled Song: “Fake” by Alexander O’Neal
Interpretation: Thalia being an acronym for “Take Home A Little Idea Afterward.” The truth you are owed is that William Shakespeare took stories that had been relegated to the Apocrypha and turned them into plays.
Urania refers to the fact that a lot of people were seen out at night.
Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire
Interpretation: Urania being an acronym for “Unless Reading At Night Is Allowed.” The truth you are owed is the fact that many churches stayed open late so that some could read more racy texts aloud.
You will want to know that by analyzing the nine Greek muses, you have found hidden stories about the Bible. Greek mythology is based around the Catholic faith and Zeus was seen as the Pope. With that being said, he did have children with women who were seen to be mere mortals since they did not carry the gene that permitted eternal life. The people who survived the Great Flood all had eternal life and anyone who procreated with them passed on that gene.
*Note: Muse is an acronym for “Make Us Supper Everynight.” The truth you are owed is that women were seen as nothing more than servants in ancient times.
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