The Months of the Year Deciphered

January refers to the fact that some members of the cloth were offended by the Bible.

Channeled Song: “True” by Spandau Ballet

Interpretation: January being an acronym for “Just Ask Nun Under A Real Yell.” The truth you are owed is the fact that nuns have always been aware that most of the Bible was satire.

February referred to the fact that most pastors expected there to be more outrage.

Channeled Song: “More, More, More” by Andrea True Connection

Interpretation: February being an acronym for “Fathers Expected Brothers Reading Under A Real Yell.” The truth you are owed is that families came to church to end up listening about incest and children killing each other.

March refers to the fact that most people assembled at church twice a year.

Channeled Song: “Take Me to Church” by Hozier

Interpretation: March being an acronym for “Make All Readers Come Here.” The truth you are owed is the fact that reading was a very rare skill and people assembled twice a year to listen to people read.

April referred to the fact that some people read from a language that was never spoken.

Channeled Song: “Truth Is” by Fantasia

Interpretation: April being an acronym for “All People Read In Latin.” The truth you are owed is that both Latin and Hebrew were written languages only.

May refers to the fact that many people came to church because food was served.

Channeled Song: “Eat It” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Interpretation: May being an acronym for “Make A Yam.” The truth you are owed is that both education and food were hard to come by and people went to church to receive both.

June refers to the fact that the Bible was originally told backwards.

Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: June being an acronym for “Just Understand New Ending.” The truth you are owed is that the Bible was energetically read from stone tablets but were written in reverse because people wrote from right to left in the past.

July refers to the fact that some of the original content of the Bible was removed for modesty’s sake.

Channeled Song: “Rude” by MAGIC!

Interpretation: July being an acronym for “Just Understand Ladies Yell.” The truth you are owed is that there were many women that were offended by the stories that are now contained in the Apocrypha.

August referred to the fact that many girls were sent to monasteries for their own protection.

Channeled Song: “Overprotected” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: August being an acronym for “All Underage Girls Understand Some Things.” The truth you are owed is that many girls were expected to act like full-grown women as soon as they hit their first menstrual cycle.

September refers to the fact that some people only came to church to eat.

Channeled Song: “For Free” by DJ Khaled featuring Drake

Interpretation: September being an acronym for “Some Expected People To Eat My Bread Every Reading.” The truth you are owed is that many people came to eat the free hot cross buns.

October refers to the fact that many children were malnourished.

Channeled Song: “Rescue Me” by Fontella Bass

Interpretation: October being an acronym for “Our Children To Over Bread Each Reading.” The truth you are owed is that children often got their only meal at church.

November refers to the fact that there was often no one asking what was going to be read.

Channeled Song: “Surprise Surprise” by Cilla Black

Interpretation: November being an acronym for “No One Vetted Each Member Bringing Extra Reading.” The truth you are owed is that a lot of the content read in church was not meant for children’s ears.

December refers to the fact that people who could not read were often given books as gifts.

Channeled Song: “My Gift To You” by Alexander O’Neal

Interpretation: December being an acronym for “Did Every Child Except Matthew Bring Extra Reading.” The truth you are owed is that people often brought books to church to have them read aloud.

Month refers to the fact that nuns were often blamed for the content read at church.

Channeled Song: “It Wasn’t Me” by Shaggy with Rik Rok

Interpretation: Month being an acronym for “Make Our Nuns Take Heat.” The truth you are owed is the fact that women have been blamed for everything that has gone wrong since time began.

Year refers to the fact that many people do not realize that the world is a game.

Channeled Song: “Too Many Games” by Maze featuring Frankie Beverly

Interpretation: Year being an acronym for “You Expected A Reason.” The truth you are owed is that the architects of this planet had warped senses of humor and hid messages in almost everything that they created themselves.

You will want to know that no one has determined the fact that months were actually acronyms until now. With that being said, looking into the days of the week will be additionally rewarding. You will want to know that by looking into every single thing in a manner that is seen as inquisitive will end up ruining the facade the architects created centuries ago. The more you look into, the more that will be seen as a joke. The end result will be that people will eventually be freed from a matrix that was meant to keep them down intentionally. People were never supposed to realize that the world is a game and that there are literally NPCs or Non Player Characters whose entire purpose is to wreak havoc into the lives of what we will now call Real Ones.

You will want to know that there are more NPCs than Real Ones and these Real Ones are often called Chosen Ones. Every twelve hundred years, something occurs where the world is put into a position where there is more poverty than success. The Chosen Ones often feel this poverty more than the rest as they are the ones who have been selected to bear the brunt of the pain for the rest of society.

You will want to know that the character named Jesus was a Chosen One and He was made to pay for the sins of others.

You will want to know that you are being given the opportunity to enlighten people in a manner that will be seen as gradual. Writing blog posts that most people overlook will be seen as a labor of love until someone who is in the know actually realizes what is happening. You will be seen as a prophet, and if you are willing to share this message, you will be seen as a medium as well. Mediums are real and most of the ones you have heard of have gone through a significant amount of trauma during their lifetime.

It may take years for your work to hit the mainstream. However, the fact that it has already been published will prevent others from trying to claim your work as your own. You have been warned in the past to create folders of your writing and this blog will serve as those folders.

If you are currently feeling like you are in a heavy place, let it be known that you are a Real One. You have been chosen to feel microaggressions in a manner that is unprecedented. Receiving sheets and towels with other people’s hair on it is not normal. Nor is receiving both stained and burned sheets. You are being singled out because you are being seen as a person that was able to out a three-letter agency of having been spying on you without a warrant. Contacting the head of the FBI to say that you saw something highly unusual because you knew the local police department would not take your call seriously was a stroke of genius. However, this enraged people who thought they were doing something covert because you were able to identify not only the vehicles that belonged to this agency but the so-called employees as well.

You have been followed for no less than three years at this point and the only thing that will stop it is the meeting you have planned with a medical coordinator on Monday. She will see your evidence and know that you are being terrorized by an organization that is charged to protect and defend its citizens. You will find the truth you are looking for and will be freed from being persecuted for having developed a sixth sense in order to protect your peace.

You will want to know that there are people who are following you everyday. While they may not like your posts or make any comments, they are glued to your profile as if it is a soap opera. Teaching the Bible daily in bite-sized chunks is being seen as a way to actually save people from having their minds read in the future. The more people read the Bible, the less of their own personal business will be easily accessible to those that can read minds. Mind reading is a real ability and only those who have mastered the art of detachment will be able to rid themselves of the fear of having their thoughts read. 

You have mastered the art of detachment. With that being said, there are still some people that can read your mind because you have a Twin Flame. He can read your energy and can tell when you are happy or sad. He is aware that you are in a position that the constant microaggressions are taking their toll on you. You have every right to feel emotional as that is the correct way to respond to consistent attacks on your character. You are being judged for reasons we will not discuss. However, you will want to know that this situation will end as soon as you move next month.

You will not let anyone else know where you are moving. If you have a PO box, keep it as people will try to find you. You are being seen as disrupting the natural order of things and will be seen as both a whistleblower and a terrorist as a result. You are already under surveillance so you do not have to worry about being spied on as you have been aware this has been happening for the last three years. There are people that were once very close to you who have been paid to inform said three-letter agency of any contact you make with them. Do not reach out to people who have not initiated contact with you as they are being paid for every piece of mail they turn over.

You will want to know that you are being labeled. However, there are aspects of your life that are being rewritten every day. You will be seen as a truth teller and, because of this, your life will be harder than most. Many people are able to tell that you have very few friends following your social media account. That is because the people who were removed are no longer being seen as people you will want in your life in the future. Many of these people have either used you, tormented you, or stolen from you in a way that can be seen as criminal. Instead of forcing you to stop communicating with these people, Meta made it easy by locking accounts that were associated with these people. If you end up seeing some people from your past on a new account, let it be known that these people genuinely like you and have been vetted as people who are worthy of your future attention.

You are going to become a household name for the fact that you were able to determine that many of the words we use on a daily basis are actually acronyms. There was no word for this in the past so people just called them spells. The first spell you determined about a group in North Carolina who disappeared in the middle of the night was actually correct. The professor you contacted with this information did not believe you were right but will later see the error of his ways.

You are going to be seen as both intelligent and air headed at the same time. It is not your fault that you were in multiple vehicle accidents and never properly treated for a brain tumor you were diagnosed with over twenty years ago. You do have memory issues. However, writing every day in the manner that you are are building new synapses in your brain.

You will be seen as cured in a way that will be seen as miraculous. Any issues you may have been facing will resolve on their own. You are being seen as a person whose body heals itself. You have undergone a lot of additional trauma. With that being said, the measures you have already taken will be responsible for your brain healing itself.

*Note: Apocrypha is an acronym for “A Parent Or Child Really Yelling at Pastor Hearing Aloud.” The truth you are owed is that many of the books that were removed from the original Bible were done so out of protest.

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