The Ten Plagues of Egypt Explored

Water turning to blood refers to the fact that the reflecting pool is going to turn green.

Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla

Interpretation: Green is the opposite color of red.


Frogs refers to the fact that there are going to be a lot of people jumping ship.

Channeled Song: “Jump” by Kriss Kross

Interpretation: There are a lot of Republicans that are wanting to switch sides so they’ll be seen as being on the right side of history.


Lice refers to the fact that a lot of people’s homes are bugged.

Channeled Song: “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers

Interpretation: Devices that were created to make homes smarter are now being used against the consumer.


Livestock pestilence refers to the fact that the USDA is being seen as complicit in killing Americans.

Channeled Song: “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera featuring Redman

Interpretation: Allowing dirty produce to hit the shelves is causing many people to get sick.


Boils refers to the fact that an old illness is making a comeback.

Channeled Song: “Down with the Sickness” by Disturbed

Interpretation: Measles is at an all-time high.


Hail refers to the fact that no one wants to admit they are from America.

Channeled Song: “America” by Prince

Interpretation: People know that most Americans are being seen as terrorists.


Locusts refers to the fact that the State of Texas is trying to awaken their children.

Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: Locusts being an acronym for “Let Our Children Understand Some Things Sooner.” The truth you are owed is that the State of Texas wants children to understand that bad things can happen to people so that they can identify when it has happened to them. 


Darkness refers to the fact that children will soon be walking to school in the dark.

Channeled Song: “Steal My Sunshine” by Len

Interpretation: The current administration wants to change a standing law that made it safe for the entire country.


Killing of firstborn children refers to the fact that the current administration is considering making military service mandatory for firstborn males.

Channeled Song: “War” by Edwin Starr

Interpretation: They want to ensure that the military is always at a point where it is ready to go to war at any minute.


*Note: Egypt is an acronym for "Everyone Get Your People Together.”

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