Analysis of the Rider Waite Tarot

THE MAJOR ARCANA

Channeled Song: “The Show” by Doug E. Fresh

Interpretation: A kangaroo court.


0. The Fool

Channeled Song: “Foolish Heart” by Steve Perry

Interpretation: A young boy named Timothy.


I. The Magician

Channeled Song: “Jesus Walks” by Kanye West

Interpretation: Jesus demonstrating substantiation.


II. The High Priestess

Channeled Song: “Mary, Mary” by Run-D.M.C.

Interpretation: A woman named Mary that could read.


III. The Empress

Channeled Song: “Royals” by Lorde

Interpretation: The Queen of England.


IV. The Emperor

Channeled Song: “Bow Down” by Westside Connection

Interpretation: The King of England


V. The Hierophant

Channeled Song: “Pope” by Prince

Interpretation: The Pope.


VI. The Lovers

Channeled Song: “Lies” by Jonathan Butler

Interpretation: Claiming that Adam and Eve were the first humans.


VII. The Chariot

Channeled Song: “Control” by Janet Jackson

Interpretation: Steering the testimony.


VIII. Strength

Channeled Song: “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: Threatening witnesses.


IX. The Hermit

Channeled Song: “Alone” by Heart

Interpretation: Sequestering star witnesses.


X. Wheel of Fortune

Channeled Song: “Lucky” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: Lucky enough to have scored a seat in the courtroom.


XI. Justice

Channeled Song: “All Rise” by Blue

Interpretation: The judge.


XII. The Hanged Man

Channeled Song: “Over” by Drake

Interpretation: A hung jury.


XIII. Death

Channeled Song: “Dead And Gone” by T.I. with Justin Timberlake

Interpretation: The death penalty.


XIV. Temperance

Channeled Song: “Poison” by Bell Biv DeVoe

Interpretation: Killing someone with poison.


XV. The Devil

Channeled Song: “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: A hostile witness.


XVI. The Tower

Channeled Song: “Alone” by Heart

Interpretation: Put into solitary confinement.


XVII. The Star

Channeled Song: “Baby I’m a Star” by Prince

Interpretation: A star witness.


XVIII. The Moon

Channeled Song: “Secret” by Madonna

Interpretation: Sealed court records.


XIX. The Sun

Channeled Song: “Happy” by Pharrell Williams

Interpretation: A not guilty verdict.


XX. Judgment

Channeled Song: “The Choice Is Yours” by Black Sheep

Interpretation: Making a final decision.


XXI. World

Channeled Song: “Over” by Drake

Interpretation: The trial being over.


THE MINOR ARCANA

Channeled Song: “Encore” by Cheryl Lynn

Interpretation: A retrial.


THE SUIT OF CUPS

Channeled Song: “Emotions” by Mariah Carey

Interpretation: People being visibly upset.


Ace of Cups

Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla

Interpretation: Someone’s cup being purposely overfilled.


Two of Cups

Channeled Song: “Friends” by Whodini

Interpretation: Two men pretending to be just friends.


Three of Cups

Channeled Song: “Celebration” by Kool & The Gang

Interpretation: Celebrating a win.


Four of Cups

Channeled Song: “Pierre” by Carole King

Interpretation: Not caring.


Five of Cups

Channeled Song: “Turned Away” by Chuckii Booker

Interpretation: Rejected.


Six of Cups

Channeled Song: “Flowers” by Miley Cyrus

Interpretation: Giving flowers to people who stink.


Seven of Cups

Channeled Song: “Fantasy” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: Making up false testimony.


Eight of Cups

Channeled Song: “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo

Interpretation: Getting kicked out of the courtroom.


Nine of Cups

Channeled Song: “Whatever You Want” by Tony! Toni! Toné!

Interpretation: Offering the witness anything they want to provide false testimony.


Ten of Cups

Channeled Song: “Happy” by Pharrell Williams

Interpretation: Being allowed to return home at the end of the day.


Page of Cups

Channeled Song: “Scream” by Michael Jackson with Janet Jackson

Interpretation: Screaming after seeing something was left in his cup.


Knight of Cups

Channeled Song: “Come” by Prince

Interpretation: Being summoned to court.


Queen of Cups

Channeled Song: “Emotions” by Mariah Carey

Interpretation: Overcome by emotions.


King of Cups

Channeled Song: “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: A narcissistic man.


THE SUIT OF PENTACLES

Channeled Song: “Money, Money, Money” by ABBA

Interpretation: People suing for a financial come-up.


Ace of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Eat It” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Interpretation: A communion wafer.


Two of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “The Choice Is Yours” by Black Sheep

Interpretation: Weighing their options.


Three of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Sabotage” by Beastie Boys

Interpretation: Planning to sabotage the witness.


Four of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Hold On” by En Vogue

Interpretation: Holding on to their possessions.


Five of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Outside” by George Michael

Interpretation: Smelly people being asked to go outside.


Six of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Gold” by Prince

Interpretation: Paying people gold to lie.


Seven of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Rise” by Herb Alpert

Interpretation: Waiting for their money to come in.


Eight of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Work” by Rihanna with Drake

Interpretation: People working for a living.


Nine of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Rich Girl” by Gwen Stefani with Eve

Interpretation: An independently wealthy woman.


Ten of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “You Got It All” by The Jets

Interpretation: People who have it all.


Page of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “I Know What You Want” by Busta Rhymes featuring Mariah Carey & Flipmode Squad

Interpretation: Telling people what they want to hear for a price.


Knight of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Stop” by Spice Girls

Interpretation: Paying the judge to stop the lawsuit.


Queen of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “Independent” by Webbie featuring Boosie Badazz & Lil Phat

Interpretation: An independently wealthy woman.


King of Pentacles

Channeled Song: “If I Had $1,000,000” by Barenaked Ladies

Interpretation: A very wealthy man.


THE SUIT OF SWORDS

Channeled Song: “True” by Spandau Ballet

Interpretation: Getting to the truth.


Ace of Swords

Channeled Song: “Truth Is” by Fantasia

Interpretation: Cutting to the truth.


Two of Swords

Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: Trying to find reasons to turn a blind eye.


Three of Swords

Channeled Song: “Un-break My Heart” by Toni Braxton

Interpretation: Having been stabbed in the back.


Four of Swords

Channeled Song: “Respect” by Aretha Franklin

Interpretation: Paying their final respects.


Five of Swords

Channeled Song: “Go Home” by Stevie Wonder

Interpretation: Being told to go home.


Six of Swords

Channeled Song: “Sailing” by Christopher Cross

Interpretation: Sailing home.


Seven of Swords

Channeled Song: “Criminal” by Fiona Apple

Interpretation: Stealing evidence.


Eight of Swords

Channeled Song: “Loser” by Beck

Interpretation: Having lost the court case.


Nine of Swords

Channeled Song: “Anxiety” by Doechii

Interpretation: Feeling anxious.


Ten of Swords

Channeled Song: “Sabotage” by Beastie Boys

Interpretation: Stabbing witnesses in the back.


Page of Swords

Channeled Song: “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell

Interpretation: A spy.


Knight of Swords

Channeled Song: “White Horse” by Laid Back

Interpretation: Riding a white horse.


Queen of Swords

Channeled Song: “The Payback” by James Brown

Interpretation: A woman wanting revenge.


King of Swords

Channeled Song: “Lies” by Jonathan Butler

Interpretation: A master manipulator.


THE SUIT OF WANDS

Channeled Song: “Fire And Desire” by Rick James with Teena Marie

Interpretation: People fueled by desire.


Ace of Wands

Channeled Song: “Magic Stick” by Lil’ Kim with 50 Cent

Interpretation: Male genitalia.


Two of Wands

Channeled Song: “Leave (Get Out)” by JoJo

Interpretation: Being sent to Louisiana for having a venereal disease.


Three of Wands

Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla

Interpretation: Expected to travel over a large body of water.


Four of Wands

Channeled Song: “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge

Interpretation: Two people with VD opting to get married.


Five of Wands

Channeled Song: “Beat It” by Michael Jackson

Interpretation: Recommending masturbation.


Six of Wands

Channeled Song: “Outside” by George Michael

Interpretation: Being outed as having an incurable disease.


Seven of Wands

Channeled Song: “Leave Me Alone” by Michael Jackson

Interpretation: Having to fight off others with the same disease.


Eight of Wands

Channeled Song: “Rumors” by Timex Social Club

Interpretation: Rumors about male genitalia size.


Nine of Wands

Channeled Song: “Head” by Prince

Interpretation: People with herpes getting encephalitis.


Ten of Wands

Channeled Song: “Blame It” by Jamie Foxx with T-Pain

Interpretation: Trying to blame the infection on their partner.


Page of Wands

Channeled Song: “I Touch Myself” by Divinyls

Interpretation: A young boy playing with himself.


Knight of Wands

Channeled Song: “Easy” by Faith No More

Interpretation: A promiscuous man.


Queen of Wands

Channeled Song: “Promiscuous” by Fergie with Timbaland

Interpretation: An experienced woman.


King of Wands

Channeled Song: “Poison” by Bell Biv DeVoe

Interpretation: A man with HIV.


If you are able to read this energetically, a kangaroo court was held after learning that Jesus was a so-called love doctor. With that being said, the “living water” he offered the woman at the well was supposed to be His sperm. Infertility was a big problem during a time that a lot of men had erectile dysfunction because of constantly participating in wars. Jesus managed to avoid war by going to college which is why a large portion of His life is missing in the Holy Bible. He trained to be a medic and did serve as a traveling nurse for several years. This is when He was seen touching people with so-called leprosy. They actually had shingles which is a variant of herpes and He accidentally spread it to others. He was taken to court and He literally died on cross examination and not an actual cross.


*Note: Leprosy is an acronym that stands for “Let Everyone Present Rot On Skin Yearly.”


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