Analysis of Astrological Signs

Aries

Channeled Song: “All Rise” by Blue

Interpretation: The person responsible for telling everyone to stand up.


Taurus

Channeled Song: “Human Nature” by Michael Jackson

Interpretation: The person responsible for escorting people to the toilet.


Gemini

Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire

Interpretation: A person responsible for getting an alibi.


Cancer

Channeled Song: “Toxic” by Britney Spears

Interpretation: Being seen as a hostile witness.


Leo

Channeled Song: “Release Me” by Wilson Phillips

Interpretation: The person responsible for unlocking the doors.


Virgo

Channeled Song: “Innocent” by Alexander O’Neal

Interpretation: A verdict that allows the Defendant to go.


Libra

Channeled Song: “Free” by Ultra Naté

Interpretation: To be liberated.


Scorpio

Channeled Song: “Eat It” by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Interpretation: Scoring a piece of pie.


Sagittarius

Channeled Song: “Secret” by Madonna

Interpretation: The person responsible to ensure that the testimony is kept secret.


Capricorn

Channeled Song: “Over” by Drake

Interpretation: Responsible for putting a cloth over the corn.


Aquarius

Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla

Interpretation: Responsible for bringing water to the Plaintiff.


Pisces

Channeled Song: “Rumors” by Timex Social Club

Interpretation: Hearing bits and pieces of the testimony.


If you are able to read this energetically, astrology is not a real thing. These words were created as ways to make fun of people who could not read and write. With that being said, a lot of people who were highly intuitive caught on and they needed to find a legitimate way to use these terms in public.


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