Analysis of Astrological Signs
Aries
Channeled Song: “All Rise” by Blue
Interpretation: The person responsible for telling everyone to stand up.
Taurus
Channeled Song: “Human Nature” by Michael Jackson
Interpretation: The person responsible for escorting people to the toilet.
Gemini
Channeled Song: “Reasons” by Earth, Wind & Fire
Interpretation: A person responsible for getting an alibi.
Cancer
Channeled Song: “Toxic” by Britney Spears
Interpretation: Being seen as a hostile witness.
Leo
Channeled Song: “Release Me” by Wilson Phillips
Interpretation: The person responsible for unlocking the doors.
Virgo
Channeled Song: “Innocent” by Alexander O’Neal
Interpretation: A verdict that allows the Defendant to go.
Libra
Channeled Song: “Free” by Ultra Naté
Interpretation: To be liberated.
Scorpio
Channeled Song: “Eat It” by “Weird Al” Yankovic
Interpretation: Scoring a piece of pie.
Sagittarius
Channeled Song: “Secret” by Madonna
Interpretation: The person responsible to ensure that the testimony is kept secret.
Capricorn
Channeled Song: “Over” by Drake
Interpretation: Responsible for putting a cloth over the corn.
Aquarius
Channeled Song: “Water” by Tyla
Interpretation: Responsible for bringing water to the Plaintiff.
Pisces
Channeled Song: “Rumors” by Timex Social Club
Interpretation: Hearing bits and pieces of the testimony.
If you are able to read this energetically, astrology is not a real thing. These words were created as ways to make fun of people who could not read and write. With that being said, a lot of people who were highly intuitive caught on and they needed to find a legitimate way to use these terms in public.
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